I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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