you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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