Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nicole vs. Life
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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