I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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