Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
