is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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