We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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