So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There r osticjed everywhere
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Randomize
