FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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