yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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