I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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