I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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