Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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