Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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