belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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