The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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