i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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