If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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