So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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