She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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