so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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