I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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