Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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