So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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