driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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