I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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