brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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