the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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