Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
