fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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