I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
only if we run a train.
done.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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