playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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