Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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