so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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