I'm really into asian looking animals
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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