You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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