can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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