Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
