I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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