No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Don't make out with my wife yet
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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