My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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