Dual....:-)
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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