I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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