Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
tell me about the fingering
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