For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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