It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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