We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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