we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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