Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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