i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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