We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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